drama queens

mom (ever so serious): so your grandma had a fall
me: wtf omg is she ok?!
mom: well she was talking with her friend and then she turned to walk away and fell on her face
me: omg is she in the hospital!?
mom: no
me: well what happened?!
mom: she just went to play mahjong. but she says her face is ugly so she needs to wear sunglasses.
me: -_-;